Scene: Closing time at the ba
Mowhawk boy band on stage-Wake the Ded
Bartender: Last Call!
Bandleader to band: Want to take this outside?
Band (together): Yeah! Hell yeah!
Customers: All right! Woo Hoo!
Bandleader: to the golf course!
Scene: Night on golf course, band is set up, slow moving zombies, unobserved by customers. Band starts playing, people dance. Bartender & Caren make out in sand trap. While they're "occupied" zombies attach.
Scene: Zombie fight scene, zombies wining, music plays on
Cut to do jo. Karate class lets out. Kinds in uniforms. (how to handle why kids are up after "last call"?)
William: I hear music! Let's cut across the golf course.
Kids: Yeah! Cool!
Cut to zombie fight. Kids punch & kick zombies.golfers find clubs & start swinging. Limbs & heads fly.
(insert karate & golf jokes here!)
Cut to sand trap, still mucis in background
Couple gets up
Caren: We should rake the trap.
butt impressions are raked. they finally notice zombie fight & join
More fighting, zombies defeated.
Scene: morning on golf course.
director: that's weird. Looks like someone was using the camera. I'll check it later. We have enough footage for the commercial. Lets get out of here.eader: i don't thin you should be selling that dental floss . It has that old indian herb that makes zombies.
Caren: But only if combined with the pesticide in the water, so it should be OK.
Pan to truck being loaded with "Algonquin spring water"
Ominous movie!
Bandl
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